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The Highest Paid Instagram Celebrities Of 2018 Are...

There are no words to describe the jealousy coursing through my veins right now. The fine people at Hopper HQ have compiled a list of the highest paid celebrities on Instagram and W… T… F! I post on Insta for free. Sure, I don’t have 16 billion followers, and most of my pics have my ugly face that...
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Kanye West And His Dad Celebrated Beating Cancer By Eating Bugs

There's no chance Kanye West and I have anything in common, right? He’s from Chicago. I’m from New Jersey. He’s married to Kim Kardashian. I’m single and talk to my teddy bear. Turns out Ye and I, surprisingly, have at least TWO things in common. My father, along with Kanye’s pops (Ray) both beat...
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Two Headed Snake Found In Virginia

Imagine doing some leisurely yard work. Regular day. But then you see THIS vile creature. Legit nightmare fuel right here, my friend. That terrifying beast is a two-headed copperhead snake that some unfortunate folks found in their Woodbridge, VA yard. Bless their hearts for keeping it together...
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My 10 Favorite Summertime Throwback Songs

It’s that time of year! Not cooking anything on the stove or in the oven because it’s already too hot in your place. Kicking the sweat drenched comforter off your moist body in the middle of the night. You know the deal. Summer is here! Isn’t it great?? For all of the unfortunate side effects of...
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First Trailer Drops For Biggie Murder Investigation Movie 'City of Lies' Starring Johnny Depp and Forest Whitaker

When I first ready that Johnny Depp was starring in a movie about the Biggie murder investigation I threw up in my mouth a little. I love Johnny. He’s a great actor. Don’t believe me? Watch “Cry Baby” and try to change my mind. The problem with the Deppster aside from (allegedly) being a jerk to...
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How To Watch The Royal Wedding This Weekend

Well here we are. The Royal Wedding is on Saturday and you’re invited. Best part is? You don’t have to travel a million miles across the pond, drink tea every half hour or dress like Cinderella to attend THEE year’s biggest soirée and celebration of love. You can plop your caboose on the couch and...
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Tanch's First Ever (And Probably Last Ever) Met Gala Fashion Awards

I don’t know a ton (anything) about the Met Gala. From my ignorant perspective it’s a “look at how many millions of dollars worth of crap someone slapped on this 120 pound dress” party. One theme that’s popping up a lot as I scroll through photos is crowns. So many celebs wearing crowns. Is there a...
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Family Friendly April Fools' Day Pranks

Pranking my mother on April Fools Day is something I’ve enjoyed immensely in my 32 years of life. I tend to space out my April Fools pranks. If I were to get her every year she’d catch on. I hit her with one last year but it’s all good because this year in particular is the PERFECT day to get your...
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Kim Kardashian Shares First Pic Of Chicago West

Monday was a big day. Monday was the biggest day. Why? Because Monday was the day Kim Kardashian gave the world our first look at that little bean, Chicago West. Little Chi (pronounced “Shy”) is the most adorable little bear in the forest. The pink furry ears! The nose! Oh my! Oh. My bad. Now that...
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Missy Elliott's Dog Dresses Better Than Me

Missy Elliott is a fashion icon. Believe me. I’m the proud owner of a Kohl’s AND JC Penney charge card. I KNOW FASHION, mm’k? Name someone other than Missy who’s worn a trash bag in a music video and made it look cool. Take your time. I’ll wait. Well imagine my surprise (or lack thereof) when I...
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