Entertainment

Have You Heard Of 8D Audio?

I first heard of 8D audio in late 2018 but wasn’t curious enough to check it out until earlier this week. 8D stands for 8 direction, because the audio sounds like it’s coming from (drumroll please) 8 different directions. There’s a bit of vocal distortion, filter and echo while the audio pans left...
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KFC Testing A Cheetos Chicken Sandwich

I once had a friend who tried to convince me that Cheetos are chips. Needless to say, we aren’t friends anymore. What a lunatic. That’s like calling a pretzel a chip. Chips are chips. Cheetos are Cheetos. Simply referring to them as a “snack” is acceptable. If I had to pick between a bowl full of...
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You Might Be Wearing Whale Poop And Don't Even Know It

Imagine if you could sell something your body creates naturally on a daily basis for a ridiculous amount of money. That’s exactly the case for one animal in particular. Whales! Turns out whale poop is quite the hot commodity these days. It’s worth $7,000 a pound which, comparatively speaking, is 30...
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4 New TV Shows To Stream In 2019

This time next year we might look back at 2019 as the greatest year in television history. New seasons of Game of Thrones and Stranger Things are enough to get most people jazzed up if you’re a watcher of tube, but there are new programs to look forward to as well. Those are the shows I’ll be...
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The Highest Paid Instagram Celebrities Of 2018 Are...

There are no words to describe the jealousy coursing through my veins right now. The fine people at Hopper HQ have compiled a list of the highest paid celebrities on Instagram and W… T… F! I post on Insta for free. Sure, I don’t have 16 billion followers, and most of my pics have my ugly face that...
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Kanye West And His Dad Celebrated Beating Cancer By Eating Bugs

There's no chance Kanye West and I have anything in common, right? He’s from Chicago. I’m from New Jersey. He’s married to Kim Kardashian. I’m single and talk to my teddy bear. Turns out Ye and I, surprisingly, have at least TWO things in common. My father, along with Kanye’s pops (Ray) both beat...
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Two Headed Snake Found In Virginia

Imagine doing some leisurely yard work. Regular day. But then you see THIS vile creature. Legit nightmare fuel right here, my friend. That terrifying beast is a two-headed copperhead snake that some unfortunate folks found in their Woodbridge, VA yard. Bless their hearts for keeping it together...
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My 10 Favorite Summertime Throwback Songs

It’s that time of year! Not cooking anything on the stove or in the oven because it’s already too hot in your place. Kicking the sweat drenched comforter off your moist body in the middle of the night. You know the deal. Summer is here! Isn’t it great?? For all of the unfortunate side effects of...
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First Trailer Drops For Biggie Murder Investigation Movie 'City of Lies' Starring Johnny Depp and Forest Whitaker

When I first ready that Johnny Depp was starring in a movie about the Biggie murder investigation I threw up in my mouth a little. I love Johnny. He’s a great actor. Don’t believe me? Watch “Cry Baby” and try to change my mind. The problem with the Deppster aside from (allegedly) being a jerk to...
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How To Watch The Royal Wedding This Weekend

Well here we are. The Royal Wedding is on Saturday and you’re invited. Best part is? You don’t have to travel a million miles across the pond, drink tea every half hour or dress like Cinderella to attend THEE year’s biggest soirée and celebration of love. You can plop your caboose on the couch and...
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