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Texas Rangers Ballpark Serves GIANT 2-pound, 18-inch Chicken Tenders [PIC]


April 1, 2019

Haters will say, “Have you ever seen a chicken with 18-inch fingers?  FAKE!”  Those nerds can kick rocks.  This is quite possibly the most mouth-watering picture I’ve ever laid eyes on - and I’m a food porn connoisseur so I know a hot pic when I see one.  Gets a 100/10 from me. 

 Of course this monster is only available in the everything’s-always-bigger state of Texas.  Meanwhile our ballpark here in Seattle sells grasshoppers.  We need to do better.  The Rangers have officially set the bar for stadium food.  Your move, T-Mobile Park!

P.S. Hot take… Garlic fries will always be top dawg at the ballpark.