USA Today

Eminem 'Revival' Bundles Selling For $500!

Way too rich for my blood!

December 12, 2017

“Revival” release week is here!  Eminem’s new album finally drops on Friday, 12/17.  You pumped?  Same…  If you consider yourself an Em super fan (more specifically, an Em super RICH fan), a measly digital download or physical copy just won’t suffice.  You’re not a peasant. 

Does that sound like you, money bags?  If so, you’re in luck.  A limited quantity of autographed bundles will be available for a ridiculous bargain… $500!  I mean, come on.  That’s only a fraction of what you spend on a half-weeks’ worth of groceries at Whole Foods, right??  Chump change!

In all honesty, it sounds pretty awesome.  Just not awesome enough for someone like me to rationalize spending 4 months’ worth of car payments on music and wall candy.  Here’s what’s included:

  • Digital copy of REVIVAL
  • Limited Edition Autographed “Walk on Water” Steel Print
  • Limited Edition Black Dog Tag (exclusive to the Eminem Shop)
  • Autographed Certificate of Authenticity

What are you waiting for, Richie Rich??  Buy one (for me) now!!