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Drunk Girl's Strange Subway Order Is Going Viral [PIC]

September 6, 2019

We’ve all been there.  Belly full of booze and you need to put something in there to soak up the nectar.  You don’t want to.  You have to.  It’s a matter of survival. 

Pizza is and always will be the ideal drunk munchie, in my opinion.  It’s easy to eat and easy to order.  This heavily-buzzed woman went to Subway.  BIG mistake.  Too many options at Subway.  Ordering your sandwich is essentially calculus when you’re lit.  Don’t believe me?  Look at her order… It was so hysterically terrible that the sandwich artist took a picture of it.  Cucumbers… Olives… Shredded cheese… Big time yikes.  Only thing that would’ve put it over the edge of sanity is if she had it toasted.