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The College-Admissions Scandal Is Now A Sexy Halloween Costume [PIC]

October 7, 2019
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I have some bad news for you.  But since it’s Monday, I’ll give you some good news too.  Let’s get right into it.  There’s no dancing around it.  The “Golden Girls” Halloween costumes are completely sold out at Target.  I know.  These are dark times.  

But.  BUT.  Plenty of “sexy college-admissions scandal costumes” ARE still available.  So maybe pivot and get yourself one of those instead?  See?  I’m a real glass half-full kind of guy.  You’re welcome.