Tanch Blogs

My 10 Favorite Summertime Throwback Songs

It’s that time of year! Not cooking anything on the stove or in the oven because it’s already too hot in your place. Kicking the sweat drenched comforter off your moist body in the middle of the night. You know the deal. Summer is here! Isn’t it great?? For all of the unfortunate side effects of... Read More

How To Watch The Royal Wedding This Weekend

Well here we are. The Royal Wedding is on Saturday and you’re invited. Best part is? You don’t have to travel a million miles across the pond, drink tea every half hour or dress like Cinderella to attend THEE year’s biggest soirée and celebration of love. You can plop your caboose on the couch and... Read More

Tanch's First Ever (And Probably Last Ever) Met Gala Fashion Awards

I don’t know a ton (anything) about the Met Gala. From my ignorant perspective it’s a “look at how many millions of dollars worth of crap someone slapped on this 120 pound dress” party. One theme that’s popping up a lot as I scroll through photos is crowns. So many celebs wearing crowns. Is there a... Read More

Live Stream Coachella In The Comfort Of Your Living Room!

My definition of a sucker? The people who shelled out $25,000 for Coachella VIP passes. I know what you’re thinking. Do they REALLY cost THAT much? Dunno. Gotta be close that that, though. I know your follow up question. Why are they suckers? Allow me to answer your question with one of my own... Read More

Aaliyah's M.A.C Collection Drops This Summer

The 90’s were filled with great sitcoms, toys, movies, music and some of the most repulsive fashion trends in history. Slap bracelets, backwards clothing, and jumpsuits brighter than the sun. Yeah. It was pretty much the worst. There’s one famous face from the 90’s who had it all figured out,... Read More

Family Friendly April Fools' Day Pranks

Pranking my mother on April Fools Day is something I’ve enjoyed immensely in my 32 years of life. I tend to space out my April Fools pranks. If I were to get her every year she’d catch on. I hit her with one last year but it’s all good because this year in particular is the PERFECT day to get your... Read More

Jay Z and Beyonce Announce 'On The Run II" Tour

The scuttlebutt on the internet turned out to be true. It was announced earlier this week that Jay Z and Beyonce are on the run… together… again! The “On The Run II” tour kicks off in the UK this upcoming June. They’ll be putting their passports to good use, hitting up 15 different cities around... Read More